Revenge ; )

"Hint":

Now is my TURN! HAHAHAHA...

2012

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/yoemans20091110.html

Experts at NASA:
"Nothing bad will happen to the Earth in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.''

"This movie is primarily based on the theory that since the Mayan Long Count calendar ends on December 21, 2012 -- this signals the destruction of life as we know it. The end of the world!"

"Facts:
* This Long Count began on August 11 of 3114 BC and ends after completion of a cycle of 5,125 years.
* There is no known traditional Mayan prophecy for the year 2012!"

Obligations

Well well, so many obligations to settle.... Tot i'll be free after today but i am not!!!! Will only clear my OG obligations after Tues. Hahahaha. As for my own obligations.....

Our OG has done a lot of work with regards to something... Well done! Jia you all!

Wonder why am i so SLOW.......... And i just can't be fast. And keep doing stupid things....I need a robot/alien/God that will do sthg like this (LOL):

At 12.40am....
Robot/alien/God: "Edwin, according to MUGGING PRINCIPLE, you should be doing CN2122 Tutorial B-4 now.... Stop surfing net before i laser-beamed your laptop and you...."

1.40am..... (just finished B-4)
Robot/alien/God: "Edwin, according to MUGGING PRINCIPLE, you should be doing CN2121 Tutorial 10 now.... Stop your 5 minutes rest now before i laser you...."

3am.... (just finished 10)
Robot/alien/God: "Edwin, according to REST TO MUG, MUG TO REST PRINCIPLE, you should be sleeping now.... You have 7 hours of sleep now. I will make your brain.... such that you will sleep. Pls be aware that at 10am, i'll laser you to wake you up...."

Hmm, a robot to control my life for the better.... Sounds fun! Hahaha.

KK, stop dreaming and work now!!!

Btw, here's sthg non-mugger related....

General horoscope for all for this week (take note!!! LOL):

"Now that serious Saturn is in social Libra, we must make adjustments in our relationships. We already feel the pressure to change from the long lasting and transformative Saturn-Pluto square that's exact on Sunday, especially as the Moon enters Libra today at 12:22 pm EST and then conjuncts Saturn and squares Pluto. We may think we can remain objective, but we could lose our cool as we are drawn into the intensity of a drama that's still on the rise."

Quotes

He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind

Do not dwell in the past
Do not dream of the future
Concentrate the mind on the present moment

Revelation

My intuition can be trusted! Hahaha, this is what Mercury in Scorpio bestowed on me! Creepy! To the rest!

Our OG mates b-day celebration was damn funny and good la! Next time i will let my OG know that i wanna a car! YEAH! See what they offer.... One of us is a very good actor huh? Hmm, actually i am also a good actor de lor. Hahaha.

Oh btw, here's dedicated to you:
Yups, i know you wanna show me that you dun give me a hoot now le/you wanna treat me that "good". You wanna show me your displeasure. You want to harm/kill/destroy/sabo me... You wanna know my response? Here it is: You have two options: 1) Thrash it out with me and make peace 2) Go and carry on with what you have been doing! And no matter what, i will give you appropriate responses and defend myself de. I am actually not that softie de. Velvet gloves... No worries, i won't treat you the way you treat me! Cos i dun believe in tit-for-tat moves. I swear not to harm you but give you respect at the very least. Usually, i let it slide de. But if you push me off the cliff (too bad for me..) ... I dun think you can sleep easy at night, right? Lol = )

Dear Prof

(this is meant for laughs only)

You sucks la. You know what your initials stand for??? Yup, i saw a lot of these in the emails, IVLE, everywhere. BRILLIANT!

It isn't Sweetie Boy or Super Boy or ..... but it actually means..... it means..... Stupid Bas**** or Sucky Bi***!!! Hahaha.

Your can spend so much resources on MAGNIFICENT Imparo but your tutorial can have so many corrections.... WELL DONE! But well, i learnt something from Imparo la. GREAT!

Why? Why?

I actually got the correct answer lor. So yups, EXCELLENT to me la. Clap Clap. But when i see your WONDERFUL answers, i sian diao. Cos my one page plus integration workings means rubbish. So i have wasted my time and my frens' time who have worked on your FANTASTIC tutorial la! We worked and worked again that we have done more PV work than you have done in your life la. We have such a MARVELLOUS time la. So happy man. Happiest day of our lives ma.

And your email was so late! BRAVO!

I salute you la. I will also go down on my knees to you la. WTH. Pui pui. Vomit.

Yup, i know at the end of the day, everybody makes mistakes and that's perfectly normal... and i just wasted my time further... and you still get to stay here and get $$$ .... so you still win! = ) CONGRATULATION!

Not all is well?!

Yups, today has been a rather weird day.... Let's see if this trend continues. It looks interesting btw. Seems like something(s) is/are wrong but i couldn't exactly pinpoint it/them....

Maybe i don't have enough sleep....

Btw, Mam Xanh people are just so interesting! Gossips have germinated le! These really entertain me!

Lastly, it is no secret that i am just so tired right now! And work is piling up!

Overloaded like ice-kacang overflowing out of the giant bowl

My good friend said "put on some rock music when it (sch life) sucks".

I replied play funeral music instead -_-

Yeap, my post title said it all. By the time you have time for yourself (after tuition of course and the ongoing projects...), you will be dead tired and all you want to do is to rest and sleep. But you can't, your tutorials, webcasts and whatever shit or ice-kacang like labs and Imparo will be like your jealous girlfriend x100 who will sulk x1000 for spending time with Megan Fox x100000 and the likes... Well, i wonder why sometime i overload the giant bowl in the first place.....

So is there a miracle/hope/cure? I wish there is. Well, wishing can keep me going mah. Lol. Like people who own loan sharks and whales $10000000000 and yet they keep going just to hope to one day strike lottery!

22nd

Thanks for all the b-day wishes, celebrations and gifts. Really appreciate them all. Yeap, i managed to reach home by midnight for my so-called second celebration - otherwise it would be "meaningless" as one of my sisters have said. Then my father mentioned that i was like Cinderella. HAHA. -.-

Yea, yea, my OG managed to get me stripped. And there are photo to hoot. Hmm. And i being the "star" of the shots, can't even get a single one. Haha, i will definitely get them, at least must pass some to me lor. I dun ask for "returning", i only ask for "sharing" mah. HAHAHA.

And what "King" nonsense. Lol. Kk, i will try to be the "King": Comical King!

Hmm, i guess i dun have time to blog, then when i am here, i can't find the words to write.

In summary, for that day, it was busy. In that 24hrs, i managed to get like close to 2hrs of sleeping time only. Good day nevertheless. Hmm, arh..., i guess that's it.

Finally managed to get my cactus out to sun tan. Haha, finally the pots look like they were transplanted from some xxx desert / desert from other planets outside the Solar System - _ - ' Nice!

And then.. hmm. i guess i got sthg to write... put them for some other time bah.

Here's more about me - find it amusing that people say they don't uds me when all along, i have already opened the doors to my body (literally), soul and mind. They just have to try harder to find/get/reach/etc (exclude forced strip) lah...

http://iftodayisyourbirthday.com/bornoctober16/

I know you dare not face me straight. But it is i who decide whether you get to face me or not. Nothing to be afraid of if you did nothing wrong but if you do... = )

Lessons

I guess i can learn a thing or two or more from sales/doing sales.

And i learnt that i have the tendency to self-destruct only to later do the hard way of self-recovery/making amends. Waste time la. Haiz.

Today is one of those days when you wished it could have been played out better!

This is crap: Having wire mesh slightly under the toilet seat's open "service" (surface) will make the toilet bowl more complete, safer, nicer, advanced!

And i still carp about when i still got lots of things to do?! Lol! Work la! Or rather mug la, as in taking a mug and putting it on your desk, then staring at it for hours....

Free

Think i am freed... but broken! Hahaha. So what's next arh?

Maybe i am still not freed but already broken... worse right? Hahahaha!

Another bit of myself

Yup, another bit of myself. Doing research on myself during my free time now. Lol. Learnt from Cafeastrology website! So goes without saying that these paragraphs are from there.

"When your Venus is in Scorpio, it's all or nothing in matters of the heart. You are capable of loving deeply, and you crave intimacy. Scorpio isn't afraid of anything, and when Venus, the planet of love, is found in this sign, love relationships are intense. Scorpio is also a sign that thrives on crisis in order for its natives to feel alive and vital, so when it comes to matters of the heart, you are not only unafraid of getting your hands dirty, you may easily find an overly predictable relationship uninteresting.

Scorpios don't enjoy being referred to as jealous, but from time to time, jealousy and possessiveness become issues in your relationships. You have a strong desire to control your often turbulent passions, and you don't always let your partner exactly what is going on inside of you as a result. Others will be either strongly attracted to, or intimidated by, your obvious ability to give all to love, and your extraordinary passion. Your strong interest in love and romance can sometimes border on obsessive, and you need a partner who is willing to go the distance with you. Sexually, you are intense as well, but you definitely do not only want your partner's body--you want his or her soul as well. Sex without intimacy is ultimately uninteresting to you.

Be careful that your fear of betrayal doesn't become a self-fulfilling prophecy. When insecure about your partner's feelings about you, resorting to games of power and control might seem like a natural route for you, and may even get temporary desired "results", but can have disastrous consequences in the long run. Learning to let go a little and have faith in your partner can do wonders in any relationship. When you are at your best, you are unafraid of intimacy and can offer extraordinary passion to your relationships that is pretty much unmatched. "

Check out more:
http://www.cafeastrology.com/articles/lovesexsecrets_venussigns.html

Mercury signs? Just like Sun signs... My Mercury Sign is still Scorpio lei.
http://www.cafeastrology.com/articles/mercuryinsigns.html

Have fun exploring more about yourself!

Another crap post

Taken from a book which i have just read, now having a break:

You take a summer job working for a family friend who runs a small IT service. On your first payday, the owner slaps you on the back, gives you full payment in CASH, winks and adds, "No need to pay those high taxes, eh." What action, if any, do YOU take?

Three scenarios i would take, depending on mood, weather conditions and the placement of stars and planets (and asteroids, comets, black holes...)

1.
"Yeah man! Only you know, i know, air knows, earth knows, land knows and water knows man. Sup bro, you are the best la. Together we will gg all those tax people man. Shiok la... Happy sia...

"Wah, when you say i am the best man, i am so touched man. You know what man, (slaps me on my back again, gives me another wad of cash), this is what you get when you make me go ecstasy man. Hahaha.

"Hahahaha, i feel like drifting to heaven sia....."

2.
"Wah lao leh, why so less? You f***ing KNN CCB son of a b**** b***ard! You cheated my feelings sia. I gun-na kill you man. Have you felt a hole in your body before? No eh? Wanna feel one now? (hand take SAR21 from Hello Kitty duffer bag)

"Chill cool dude, hmm, what's KNN CCB man? I American la, although i stay in Sin-pore for my first three years man. Hmm, what's that gun man, neber see before, wanna trade with my AK41? Okay, i give you more man, no worries (hand take out another stack of wads). Hehe, your bag is a cute chick man."

"Hahaha, you sibei funny sia, you also celebrate Hungry Ghost Festival sia... Hahaha, nei-bei mind, i send you to hell to become a hungry ghost la!"

"Wait wait, that funky notes is my neighbour give me one. He said that that is like his present and protection money payment to me la since i look like oh-so cute and zhuang to him man, cuter and more beefier than your hello kitty bag man. Hahaha..."

(shots fired).....

3.
"Hey, cannot man. I am now a good citizen of the America la. You cannot do like this man. I also bery religious de man. Like that hor, you will go to hell de. So you also must go for the path of light man. Let angels guide you man. I can also guide you man. If only you hold my hand and kiss me first man, you sexy dude... Hahahaha.... You need to minus 10% state tax, another 10% country tax, 10% for medisave, 10% for medicare, 10% for ultracare, 10% for carebear care, 10% for retirement care, 10% for pension benefits and 10% for my church man, left 10% is for me man. And if you go for the righteous path, i give you the remaining 10% man!"

Hahahaha. Crap man. This is so crap man. Wasting time doing this crap man. So gay man... Whyyyyyyyy? Haha, game-changing man...

Tuition madness

5 hours of tuition yesterday. 5 hours of tuition today. 4 hours this coming weekdays. 8-10 hours for this coming weekends! Woohoo! Fantastic! Going to be GG!

Hate it when people try to milk me! I mean take advantage of me = (

Mid-terms is such as disappointment for me. Hiaz. There's one more to salvage.

And one more time to make it right - Finals!

Frankly speaking, the toughest enemy is me myself.

What's (or are) the key(s) to success? Will a miracle get me back on track? Or will i never get back onto the track?

The answer is to watch Care Bear Cartoons Epsiode 1234 on Channel 5! HAHAHA. Ya, like real.

So exciting... Twists and turns - that's life!

Great quote

What we think, we become.

Scissors

Haha! When you dream of scissors...

Ha, the sub-conscious mind has picked it up le and it has confirmed its presence in its arena. I think this time it's for real...

On the other hand, the rain is stopping very soon and you can feel the heat from the horizons - where Hell is slowly pushing itself up from beneath and then chiong to where we are - like an over eagerly siao dog rushing to meet its now-hate-dog-owner - after being separated for millions of years (okay okay, actually is only 9 days nia lol) ...

Code of conduct

Got this from an email sent to me:

Remember always that you are just a visitor here, a traveler passing through. Your stay here is but short and the moment of your departure unknown.

None can live without toil and a craft that provides your needs is a blessing indeed. But if you toil without rest, fatigue and weariness will overtake you and you will be denied the joy that comes from labor’s end.

Speak quietly and kindly and be not forward with either opinions or advice. If you talk much this will make you deaf to what others say, and you should know that there are few so wise that they cannot learn from others.

Be near when help is needed but far when praise and thanks are being offered.

Take small account of might, wealth and fame for they soon pass and are forgotten. Instead, nurture love within you and strive to be a friend to all. Truly, compassion is a balm for many wounds.

Treasure silence when you find it, and while being mindful of your duties, set time aside to be alone with yourself. Cast off pretence and self-deception and see yourself as you really are.

Despite all appearances, no one is really evil. They are led astray by ignorance. If you ponder this truth often, you will offer more light rather that blame and condemnation.

You, no less than all beings, have Buddha Nature within. Your essential mind is pure. Therefore, when defilements cause you to stumble and fall, let not remorse nor dark foreboding cast you down. Be of good cheer and with this understanding summons strength and walk on.

Faith is like a lamp and wisdom makes the flame burn bright. Carry this lamp always and in good time the darkness will yield and you will abide in the light.

- Dhammavadaka

Hmm, i am running out of time.... There's a solution: Cancel all tuition for this weekend and sleep only one hour for every 24 hours!

Can dream on that.

And i want to get rid of this/these stupid damaging ambivalent feeling(s).... or at least make it/them to a fixed state aka steady state...Once that is done, it will be like the restriction clips are being released and the soul can soar. It's about time...

Work is meaningless

Why can't i do much work? Hmm. Let's see.

We all know PV work is represented by this famous differential equation:
dW = -PdV

P is pressure. So more pressure equals more work. I got lots of pressure from everywhere like atmospheric pressure, academic pressure..... So i should be doing a lot of work aka W. But behold, look at the negative sign! I do lots of negative work?!

But cos of pressure and stress, my mass decreases, yeah i lost weight and so my volume also decreases and so dV is negative. So overall i still do work. Yay!

But the work is for reversible process and closed system. Since everything is linked and closed (The universe is closed right?! Look at the big picture. Let Control Volume be infinity.) my work done so far is all quite meaningless cos it is reversible. So why should i do work?! Crap! Let's play! So i can't do much work cos i am not doing any now. Haha. Any work done so far is all from the past and since it's reversible, in the future, my work done will approach zero anyway (and it doesn't matter whether or not i am doing any work now, only the time when it reaches zero will be affected). Haiz. - _ -

Yay!

So i am excused after all! Phew.

This is really funny. Someone from the "Army" actually called me to tell me that i am free to go but before that the caller was trying to be funny:

"Eh, So you are Edwin?"

"Yes."

"So you are going for an exchange this Dec?"

"Yes..."

"Sorry to inform you that you cannot go eh."

"Okay...So who are you?"

"I am ... (i didn't catch that. All i thought then was how am i going to tell this to my PD and is there any way to get back my money....) and you need to go to ns.sg.... MNC...."

"MNC?"

"Ya, ....."

"But i did that already!"

"Okay, so my database has your record and you are excused....."

.... -_-

Okay, so trying to be funny eh? Haha. At first, at the very beginning, i thought this is someone from 913FM trying to "pluck" me. Anyway, looking back, i was "plucked" by them, before. I recognised their voices le, after listening to the station for some time. Should be my father or aunt called them to "play" me. Topic: Some holiday thing. Anyway, for a "serious" person like me (and i was busy at that time), all i said then was sorry i didn't do/have that and "click" the call ended. Hahaha.

Fixed

So ya, managed to get a different template. Always wanted to change the layout but keep postponing until that left column thingy appeared. So can say blessing in disguise - to finally had to do that. Being forced lor haha... Should be keeping this layout for a long time until something happens again lor.

Recess week is here! More for me to catch up with readings and tutorials. Well, to some, it's time for holidays! Like going to the Bahamas... suntanning... with pet albino turtles crawling (should be crawling ba) all over the fine golden sand.... then got virgin utterly irresistible out-of-this-world babes in .... serving you Martinis and the co... all on one of the Bahamas pristine islands, under the star-lit sky with comets and meteor showers... bah bah bah. Haaa.

Dream on! Yeah. Then some people hor is this:
Doing tutorials and reading lecture notes for week 7 to week 13. Then some choose to do exam papers dating back to 1990s.... Some even email to professors to give more questions per tutorials and more tutorials like Tutorials 13 - 50. This after they have done all the questions in the textbooks numbering more than the Avogadro Number...

Anyway, Recess Week is like the much awaited rain in a period of drought. Soon the scorching sun will be back and you will be there sweating; dreaming when the next rain will come. Rain dance won't help by the way. Only Divine Intervention...

like HINI. Haha